Babbling at the Counter #22 – Pen and Paper
Weren’t you a pro? Or, can characters really screw this up?
I was reading an article up at Goblin Labs and it got me
thinking. When a character fails a roll, are they really messing everything up?
I mean, they should be good at what they do, right? Can a thief forget how to
pick a lock? Can a scientist add sugar instead of cyanide to the poison?
Let’s take combat, for example. If you roll and fail, it’s not that the
character forgot how to stab; it’s that the enemy deflected or avoided his
attack. The character did everything he could. He had the fighting stance right
and he attacked as soon as he saw an opening. But the enemy got away faster
than expected and that’s why he missed.
By the same token, if a rousing speech fails to mobilize the masses, it
might be because it was bland and boring, sure. Now, that’s not likely to
happen to a career politician. So why did he fail? Maybe a nearby ruckus caused
by a fleeing dog frightens the people (thinking it was the royal guards coming
to get the traitors). Maybe someone in the crowd spokes up against the
characters and he is just more respected than them (or the townspeople are more
scared of him that of the party). It could even be that it starts raining and
the people just decide to leave (a great speech does nothing if no one hears
it).
It may fell wrong to take the failure out of the character’s hands, but that’s
what happens in combat and no one bats an eye. Just think, what’s more
probable: that a seasoned veteran chef forgets how long to leave the food on
the oven, or that the door gets stuck and that’s why he burned the chicken?
- The Storeman